┼ Can you write a little story that includes six of these phrases?

Once upon a time there was an animal lover called Hannibal Lecter. The adventure all happened when Hannibal Lecter opened the bottle of Chianti and pursed his lips. He looks up at them and says "If God is testing us, then I for one, want to be prepared. WHERE IS THE VODKA?!?!" His colleagues replied "Are you trying to give me a cardiac arrest?!". Suddenly the evil Apollo came up and grumbled "You guys remind of the Marx Brothers". "Oh sir, sorry, I need to hear that from who went a greater medical school than the William Morries Agency!" Hannibal replied cheekily. Suddenly Hannibal really had to go so he went to the bathroom. All of a sudden an evil laugh appears saying "Here I am.......cha cha cha!". Jannibal whispered "Oh Darn it, it is the roach from hell who is doing backstrokes in my tub!". The evil Apollo came in and complained "Come on you get a free on! I'm paying seven hundred dollars a month to have rats with bongos and a frog that sings hip hop!!". Suddenly they heard a thump! The secretary fainted. Hannibal said "With all due respect....shes raving, incompetent psychotic!". Suddenly she wakes up and mumbles " I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a mage. I need a manicure.....I need my THERAPIST!".